MOOSE DROPPINGS

 

 

SUSIE WAS TALKING OUT IN THE SMOKING SECTION. SHE HAS A BOTTLE OF WATER OPENED AND WAS TALKING WITH HER HANDS. THE WATER CAME OUT OF THE BOTTLE AND ALL OVER HER SHIRT. PAULIE SAID YES A WET T SHIRT CONTEST. SUSIE WINS.

ONE SUNDAY MORNING MIKE WENT INTO THE SMOKING SECTION AND FOUND SOMEONE HAD REPLACED GREY KITTIES WATER WITH BEER. THAT IS JUST WRONG. SHE’S AN ELDERLY CAT THAT NEEDS HER WATER. PLEASE KEEP AN EYE ON GREY KITTY AND MAKE SURE NO ONE MESSES WITH HER AND HER STUFF.

HEY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING. AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM.  cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

 

 

 

2 Responses to MOOSE DROPPINGS

  1. David A Gallup says:

    Hi Sir or madam , I was a Moose member of the Lodge #1945 20 years ago. And would like to rejoin the Lodge. What would I need to do?

  2. webmaster says:

    Just come in a fill out an application.

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