MOOSE DROPPINGS

 

 

MIKE WAS FILLING IN AS BARTENDER ONE NIGHT. DONNIE TOLD HIM TO CALL WHEN HE WAS READY TO CLOSE AND HE’D COME DOWN TO SET THE ALARM. DONNIE GOT THERE, MIKE FINISHED CLEANING UP AND THEY SET THE ALARM AND WENT OUTSIDE. DONNIE JUMPS IN MIKES CAR. MIKE ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING IN HIS CAR. DONNIE SAID YOU’RE GIVING ME A RIDE HOME. MIKE ASKED WHY WHEN HE DROVE TO THE MOOSE IN HIS MOM’S CAR.

 

DONNIE LIKES TO SPILL THINGS ALL OVER THE OFFICE. HE PICKED UP A BOX OF ENVELOPES AND THEY WENT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. REMEMBER LAST MONTH HE DUMPED A BOX OF PENS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

 

HEY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING. AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM.  cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

 

 

 

2 Responses to MOOSE DROPPINGS

  1. David A Gallup says:

    Hi Sir or madam , I was a Moose member of the Lodge #1945 20 years ago. And would like to rejoin the Lodge. What would I need to do?

  2. webmaster says:

    Just come in a fill out an application.

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