MOOSE DROPPINGS

LISA WAS AT THE DISTRICT INSTALLATION. AFTER DINNER SHE SAYS TO SUSIE, “I NEED YOUR RECIPE FOR YOUR HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE.” SUSIE SAYS, “IT’S PINEAPPLE.” LISA SAID SUSIE WAS REALLY GOOD IF SHE COULD MAKE PINEAPPLE TASTE LIKE APPLESAUCE.

RIGHT BEFORE THE WOMEN’S MEETING, THE POWER WENT OUT. THAT DIDN’T STOP THEM. THEY HELD THERE MEETING BY CANDLELIGHT AND FLASHLIGHTS. WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE JOB DONE.

ARTHUR LOCKED HIMSELF OUT OF HIS CAR IN THE MOOSE PARKING LOT, WITH NO KEYS, NO PHONE & NO SHOES. HE HAD TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT UNTIL HEATHER RESCUED HIM

DUGAN WAS HELPING OUT WITH WESTERN DAYS BBQING THE CORN. HE SAID SOMETHINGS WRONG, THE BURNERS WON’T LIGHT. SUSIE SAID, DID YOU TURN ON THE TANKS. DUH

HEY, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING… AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM TO cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

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