MOOSE DROPPINGS

 

AT OUR RECENT DISTRICT MEETING, SUSIE SET UP THE GLASS MEASURING CUP WITH WATER AND STUCK THE HAND WAND IN IT, OF COURSE WE USED TO HAVE THE STEAM TABLE NEXT TO IT TO HOLD IT UP. IT WENT CRASHING TO THE FLOOR

 

SAME BREAKFAST, KIM WAS THROWING EGG SHELLS IN THE TRASH. ALWAYS SEEMED SUSIE WAS RIGHT THERE AND GOT EGG SHELLS THROWN AT HER 3 TIMES. IT WAS RUNNING DOWN HER LEG, HER ARM. THEY SAY IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN.

 

SUSIE LOCKED HER KEYS IN THE OFFICE ONE SUNDAY WITHOUT REALIZING IT. MONDAY MORNING SHE CALLED DONNIE EARLY AND WOKE HIM UP, SHE DROVE OVER TO GET THE KEYS, BACK TO THE MOOSE. HE GAVE HER HIS SPARE SET WITH NO FRONT DOOR KEY. BACK TO DONNIE’S FOR THE OTHER SET. THAT’S WHAT SHE GETS FOR WAKING HIM UP.

 

HEY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING. AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM.  cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

 

 

 

2 Responses to MOOSE DROPPINGS

  1. David A Gallup says:

    Hi Sir or madam , I was a Moose member of the Lodge #1945 20 years ago. And would like to rejoin the Lodge. What would I need to do?

  2. webmaster says:

    Just come in a fill out an application.

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