MOOSE DROPPINGS

JOHN ASKED BOB COATS FOR A SCREW DRIVER. S BOB TOLD MIKE JOHN WANTED A SCREW DRIVER. MAKE SAYS YOU POUR VODKA IN THE GLASS AND ADD ORNAGE JUICE. BOB SHAKES HIS HEAD. HE SAID NO HE WANTS A SCREW DRIVER OUT OF THE TOOL BOX.

 

AT THE DISTRICT PICNIC GINA WAS WEARING HER FAVORITE FLIP FLOPS. SHE COMES AND ASKS SUSIE IF SHE HAD ANY GLUE. THE PART THAT GOES BETWEEN HER TOES CAME OUT. SUSIE HAD NO GLUE SO GINA USED DUCT TAPE AND FIXED THEM. LATER ON SHE COMES BACK AND FLIP FLOPS ARE COMING APART ON THE SIDE. MORE DUCT TAPE. SHE SAID I GUESS I NEED TO GO SHOPPING.

 

AT THE DISTRICT PICNIC MIKE HAD ALL THE BUENA PARK MEMBERS THAT WERE THERE ARRESTED. CLOSE TO 30 PEOPLE DIDN’T FIT IN THE JAIL VERY WELL. WE WERE ALL CLOSE AND PERSONAL.

 

HEY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING. AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM.  cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

 

 

 

2 Responses to MOOSE DROPPINGS

  1. David A Gallup says:

    Hi Sir or madam , I was a Moose member of the Lodge #1945 20 years ago. And would like to rejoin the Lodge. What would I need to do?

  2. webmaster says:

    Just come in a fill out an application.

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