MOOSE DROPPINGS

SUSIE WAS SETTING UP THE HALL FOR SHARON CHAPMAN’S MEMORIAL. SHE HIT HER FOOT WITH THE TABLE AND GOT A RUN IN HER STOCKINGS. AFTER A WHILE THEY WERE CUTTING OFF HER CIRCULATION. SHE GOES IN THE

KITCHEN AND PROCEEDS TO TAKE THEM OFF. JUST THEN MIKE WALKS IN AND ASKS IF SHE’S STRIPPING IN THE KITCHEN.

 

THE FIRST TIME CINDY DID TACOS DONNIE COOKED THE SHELLS FOR HER. THE NEXT TIME SHE WASN’T SURE WHAT SHE WAS DOING WRONG. THEY WEREN’T TURNING OUT RIGHT. SHE DIDN’T TAKE THE INSERTS OUT OF THE RACK. SHE LAID THEM ON TOP. MAYBE THAT’S WHY SHE’S DOING A NACHO BAR AND CHICKEN ENCHILADAS THIS MONTH.

 

 

HEY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE MOOSE DROPPINGS, TRY NOT TO DO SILLY THINGS WHILE SUSIE IS WATCHING. AND SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING. HAVE ANY MOOSE DROPPINGS? GIVE THEM TO SUSIE OR THE BARTENDER OR EMAIL THEM.  cowlady704@sbcglobal.net

 

 

 

2 Responses to MOOSE DROPPINGS

  1. David A Gallup says:

    Hi Sir or madam , I was a Moose member of the Lodge #1945 20 years ago. And would like to rejoin the Lodge. What would I need to do?

  2. webmaster says:

    Just come in a fill out an application.

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